Just got a red 2012 Mini Cooper S Countryman. What should I name her?

seeing as how it's a mini in badge only you could probably work "fake" or "pretend" in there somewhere|||I don't care what you name you car. But if you drive that cooper like most of them get driven, you will named or "called" every bad name in the book. What is it about the mini cooper that turns the driver in an instant * hole?|||The answer depends on whether or not your Mini is gay, too.|||Honestly you shouldn't name cars. That's just weird. But I would name it Jenny